How often do you hear your friends boast about their new AUDI? I know, it isnt cool at all. The next time they show off their ride, and if the car maker is anything from below, I will feel really sorry for them.


AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

I hope I made your day! And you're welcome!

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"we enjoy the flower-viewing(HANAMI picnic) of
CHIKYU club sponsorship (on Sunday) on May 13.
we recruit a participant.
11:00 gathering in Goryokaku park back gate neighborhood
Cost bites (1500 yen) lunch
Please apply for it by May 11. deadline
CHIKYU club Shimizu "


I know I'm cruel. But I just can't help myself from having a continuous stomach ache after reading this over and over. Well, at least Shimizu tried his best to invite us.

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Ever wonder why after so many years of countless effort trying to make yourself better at english, but it just wouldnt work? Well, all you need is just some practices.


Good luck!!

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