How often do you hear your friends boast about their new AUDI? I know, it isnt cool at all. The next time they show off their ride, and if the car maker is anything from below, I will feel really sorry for them.


AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

I hope I made your day! And you're welcome!

Labels: Laughter